“The Mit Hits the Fan, or the Agony of Victory” 

After winning the Florida Primary, Mit Romney offered this critique of his success: “"Republican voters have been dealt a crappy hand, and that's all there is to it. It's like the year the Democrats had Michael Dukakis and Gary Hart—maybe even worse. To be perfectly honest, our party's in a weird, transitional phase right now. We don't really know who we are, what we stand for, or what it is we're even trying to do. On the other hand, in 2016, we should be stacked: Paul Ryan, Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels. Lot of great options there. This year is garbage, though, and I sincerely apologize for that. Anyway, off to Nevada." Romney then exited the stage to zero applause, got into his car, and was driven to the airport. Check out “the Onion” for more. Or if you’re a fan of the present imitating the “imagined” past, view this trailer of the 1998 movie “Bulworth”… It’s only gone get better yall. 

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